10 June 2017: The wonders of our shortstop shall be sung!

The wonders of our shortstop shall be sung!
Since for the first time, he has walked it off!
‘Twas almost caught, so for the Reds it stung
And as we won, at them we merely scoffed!
Sir Wood returned and did, for most part, well,
Despite a situation that he got
Into in inning six, which caused a tie of hell
That spiced up an already real hot plot.
The first frame saw much offense; Cody went
O’er fence in right to start the wondrous night.
The end saw Kenley keep the game content
Which led to victory to end the fight!
So sweep is in our grasp, if Ryu can
Pitch deep and keep at bay the Cincy man!

23 May 2017: An epic battle that we won at last

An epic battle that we won at last
In thirteen grueling frames of “who’ll strike first?”
And in the end, Sir Logan cleared the past
To double into right; the game dispersed.
King Clayton dominated in his nine,
Though one wild throw destroyed his shutout chance.
Ten strikeouts and three hits; he struck their spine
And put them in a non-offensive trance.
A pitcher’s duel it was, with Grandal’s shot
Being the only other run for us.
Our prayers go out to bobblehead man Joc
Who left after crashing with Puig the Bus.
We’ll face the birds we hate again tonight,
As Hill comes back to wage another fight.

29 Apr 2017: IMPOSSIBLE, YOU SAY? I SHAN’T CONCUR!

IMPOSSIBLE, YOU SAY? I SHAN’T CONCUR!
BELIEVE THE COMEBACK THAT TOOK PLACE LAST NIGHT,
FOR BACK-TO-BACK-TO-BACK INDEED OCCURRED,
WHICH SHOWED THAT WE DON’T END WITHOUT A FIGHT.
THOUGH B-MAC DID NOT PITCH LIKE A SUPREME,
WE PERSEVERED UNTIL THE VERY END.
IT FELT LIKE ECSTASY, THE PERFECT DREAM.
SO WHICH PLAYERS CAME OUT AND DID CONTEND?
SIR PUIG KICKED OFF THE NINTH; ‘TWAS GONE, NO DOUBT.
THEN CODY’S SECOND DONG BOUNCED OFF THE POLE.
PINCH HITTING, SIR J.T. FINESSED IT OUT.
FAST FORWARD TO A-GON’S RIBBIE DOLE.
AS YOGI SAID, IT AIN’T UNTIL IT AIN’T,
AND LAST NIGHT, EACH BOY PLAYED JUST LIKE A SAINT.