26 June 2019: A throwaway this match became through time.

A throwaway this match became through time.
The rookie Gonsolin did not have greatest
First time, but the defense also grime
With Joc at first: his hands just aren’t the straightest.
Maybe he should stay in place
Outside the diamond, but it’s nice to try.
Good tidings Cody brings! Now face to face
With homers from last season, happy sigh!
Should Russell Martin be moved to our pen?
His first career K was a sight to view!
No runs allowed at all; quite fun to bend
The norms of sport. Now what else can we do?
Four games in Colorado now we play
With Buehler cruising Rocky Mountain Way!

18 June 2019: From north to south, Kershaw remains a force!

From north to south, Kershaw remains a force
Not to be underestimated though
He may be aging, still he glides like horse
O’er seven swells with runs become zero!
The fifth year since his no-no for the books
Was backed by flames that crackled all around!
Joc led off with a pop; surprising looks
He gave! More to his power than he’d found!
In seventh frame, Kiké broke out of slump
With grandest slam to make the total nine!
Thus, Giants fell facefirst into the dump
As we were happy to maintain our shine!
Rich longs to build on what he did last time
By keeping bay’s bats stuck and still in slime.

31 May 2019: The long ball was last night’s weapon of choice!

The long ball was last night’s weapon of choice!
From where cracked bell resides, the Phillies came
Along with Bryce, for whom we now rejoice
Since he’s not on our payroll. Back to game
Where Kenta was efficient in his time
Upon the hill while bats went off like bolts
In an unstable atmosphere! Some prime
Conditions to produce some major volts!
Max, Corey, Joc, and Kiké flipped a switch,
Destroying balls when each came to the box!
Quite well this team’s been playing; very rich
With grit and knowledge of the pitchers’ rocks!
Hope Kershaw has been prepping for this day
To face a good team wanting to dismay.

29 May 2019: Six runs to win? No problem for these bats!

Six runs to win? No problem for these bats!
‘Twas bleek at first when pitching smelled like rot.
We clawed and scratched like ninth-life fighting cats
Until the sacrifice to left was caught!
A bad game for Buehler and most relief
By giving up four dongs to New York’s wood.
Suddenly after stretch, JT was chief
In starting rally for the greater good!
The last half started with a back-to-back
From Joc and Max! Then Cody and JT
Recorded doubles; tied! No out to track!
Allowing for Verdugo to cap spree!
Ryu would love to add to his elite
Year with start at home that often turns out sweet!

17 May 2019: No blemish I can find from last night’s match!

No blemish I can find from last night’s match!
Around the team, an effort hard to beat!
Rich Hill cracked eggs and double digits hatched
In strikeout total! Many swings can’t meet
Each thing he throws. The offense just as rock
By hitting four home runs, a different man
For each dong: Corey, Cody, Max, and Joc!
That Belly fellow really has a plan
Designed to demo every single lad
Who dares throw him a pitch that he can hit!
Save you, no one needs to for you aren’t bad
But maybe the best man that wears a mitt!
These Reds might enjoy another loss
But Walker’s on the mound, so that’s the cost.

14 May 2019: The hundredth dong from Joc showed us the way!

The hundredth dong from Joc showed us the way
To victory against a pitcher young
But full of talent. Meanwhile, Clayton gray
Was not as sharp as possible, but fun
Still happened: seven innings letting three
From San Diego touch the pentagon
Is all we need when offense has a spree
Where sometimes ball is what we would call “gone!”
Cody was also on that dinger train!
Concern though in the air: velocity
Of Kershaw has been falling like the rain.
Hope that’s nulled by his strong ferocity!
Another chance for Kenta to return
To better days and settle down the churn!

10 May 2019: Joc breathed revenge along with rest of team!

Joc breathed revenge along with rest of team
For lacking runs last night. And so the same
Has been returned to Nats. From borrowed beam
Did Joc smack two home runs in this good game!
Maeda was in form last night indeed
With just one hit and two walks on his line!
Then Julio came in for three to knead
Dough and close out with a save! Quite fine
Were other batters: Freese found himself a swing
Into the crowd! Most other men got on
To put themselves on for a chance to ring
Around the rosie. Witness of the brawn!
Some aces duel tonight: Max versus kid
Named Walker. We will see which one outbids!

27 April 2019: Some worries that Kersh wouldn’t get the win.

Some worries that Kersh wouldn’t get the win,
But it just took some time to make a score!
In seventh round, a sac fly tied it in.
Then Joc picked up three bases on the shore
For two more runs, assuring Clayton’s dub!
My goodness, what a gem that man has thrown.
Has he still got it? Guarantee no scrub
Can even touch him. Away they are blown.
Amazing in the eighth when Caleb failed
To get an out, but Pedro saved the night
With bases loaded, three straight outs that bailed
The whole team out! Then Kenley said “alright.”
Pirates do not take showers; we might clean
Them with a sweep. Rich Hill’s back in the green!

16 April 2019: A knock on Belly’s knee is just a scratch!

A knock on Belly’s knee is just a scratch
Upon the bats’ ability to bang!
Verdugo led the night by serving batch
Of fresh runs batted in, cooked by the clang
Emitted from the smack upon the ball!
Those first two innings filled with many hits
Including yet another Joc-clear-wall!
But that was only one of many bits.
Maeda did a decent night of spells
Cast on the Cincinnati team. The pen
Gave up not even one hit, keeping cells
Locked. Back to winning’s what creates a zen.
Consistency from Buehler surely’d shake
Those questions I’ve remaining. Make’em break!

15 April 2019: An endless list of Monday happenings!

An endless list of Monday happenings!
First, ’twas a day where all donned 42
In memory of Jackie, king of kings.
Victorious on this day’s what we do!
Kersh came back to the mound and looked the part!
Despite a home run given up to Him.
‘Twas weird for Yasiel, a man of heart,
To get revenge by crushing with his limb!
When Kenley could not hold, Joc saved the mood
By driving slider high into the void!
Our walking off subliminal! Conclude
This did day did well. No one hope was destroyed.
Maeda wants to bounce back from last time
Where he was rocked. Now he wants to rub grime.