4 Apr 2017: Impossible it is to win them all

Impossible it is to win them all,
Even against the team that is the worst.
‘Tis hard when Kenta can’t control the ball,
But on the bright side: nobody got hurt.
The offense failed to muster up a run,
With just five hits to show for our attempts.
The Padres plated four: their dinner fun,
While turning four double plays on defense.
But so it goes, Kurt Vonnegut would say
Sometimes they suck and just can’t dominate.
The Boys in Blue shan’t frown – they’ll find a way
To make it up and face a better fate.
So, fan, if you are feeling lack of will:
Rejoice! For morrow’s noon, we’ll start Rich Hill.

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